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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME


549,523 notes ∞ Reblog 6 hours ago

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa)


600,948 notes ∞ Reblog 16 hours ago

"

i was told….

"

-customers who wanna start some shit  (via karencartwright)

(Source: aquilamon)


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cookingchannel:


Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

(Source: oetker.co.uk)


105,449 notes ∞ Reblog 1 day ago
blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?


74,967 notes ∞ Reblog 1 day ago

theperksofbeingadylan:

notafraidofstopping876:

uberin-general:

midbloods:

gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING

ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL

YEAH

HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL

JUST HUGGING PERIOD

HUGS


128,110 notes ∞ Reblog 1 day ago

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place


78,237 notes ∞ Reblog 1 day ago

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill


71,864 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it


200,705 notes ∞ Reblog 2 days ago

enigmami:

can someone tell me this

(Source: desaparecidos)


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